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Sue de Groot reviews Richard Osman’s latest in his ‘Thursday Murder Club’ series
Osman’s love for flawed, real characters shines in his latest offering.
Would you like your eggs good, bad or silly?
When I was a child, it was common for adults to call someone an egg when they had done something ridiculous, writes Sue de Groot
Snail lovers and words spiralling out of meaning
It is difficult to imagine being completely cut off without any way of contacting the outside world, writes Sue de Groot
Use your noodle and deal with the nurdles
The admirable environmental NPO Litter4Tokens has urgently called for “government action to address an alarming increase in nurdles on the South African coastline”.
It's so utterly OTT it's criminal
My colleague Hogarth and I both seem to find an endless well of inspiration in the many daily communications put out by the Hawks. Incidentally, if you think the police are not doing anything about crime, the dozens of press releases about arrests and convictions for all manner of transgressions that we receive every day at least provide some hope that some police are being not just efficient but sometimes quite heroic.
You know, like, it’s just a solar probe, yaow
The solar probe is in fact a pretty big deal. Let’s hope Aditya-L1 was thoroughly sanitised before it left, writes Sue de Groot.
He who throws a tantrum loses it
Losing your temper while throwing a tantrum is one of the risks of intemperance, writes Sue de Groot
Getting shot of moonshine is not loony
There was a new moon cowering in the twilight sky on Friday night, like a tiny fingernail clipping. It was peeping out from the clouds and trying not to be seen in case someone shot at it, writes Sue de Groot
Don't you just hate 'pre-loved' clothes?
“Pre-loved” is probably one of the worst euphemisms to have entered the English language in the last decade or so, writes Sue de Groot
This war room is driving me potty
On Monday, the South African National Roads Agency (Sanral) launched the Vala Zonke War Room. “Vala Zonke” has various interpretations roughly meaning “close them all” or “fill them all up”, writes Sue de Groot.























