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hat connoisseur of police cells, Julius Mkhwanazi, swears by a Nando’s takeaway as the one thing to pack when the detectives come for you

Magashule was a high-flying politician with an insatiable hunger for power, the writer says

She’s in a rare league of individuals who have made Mampara twice in three weeks.

And were they jacarandas or blue gums?

TGIF? Not for this guy

The US president weighed in on England’s tactics — and Thomas Tuchel was not impressed.

'Look at all the women we removed — some of them very old — it is because of Ben 10”

Idac head Andrea Johnson is no modern-day Winnie Madikizela-Mandela; she is but a top-notch Mampara who has perfected the art of selective justice

'It was very tough, eish! The way we conceded that goal. And even me, I felt f**k!'

In one of his mobilisation campaigns — what they call “activations” in the new language of marketing — Ngizwe Mchunu, the former maskandi music DJ and co-leader of the anti-immigrant movement March and March, met a German woman.

The mampara brick sprang to mind this week as women, youth & persons with disabilities minister Sindi Chikunga plunged and brick-walled herself into mamparadom.

No-one in Zuma’s MKP entourage was brave enough to remind their boss that he was the one who started the rumour

Maj-Gen Feroz Khan is the alleged crook currently presiding over national crime intelligence

ActionSA MP Dereleen James is relatively new in parliament, yet she has gained a reputation as a no-nonsense parliamentarian who shoots from the hip.

Anushka Bogdanov's doctored document of shame